gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 



  • Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
  • Me: no
  • Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser


tablespoons:

loling-in-the-deep:

imagine if your name was a swear word

motherfucker can you please come down to the office

omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word 

shut the brittany up go chris yourself

(Source: officialswagmom)




notouchyme:

u didn’t even try



hvngers:

I’m addicted to sleep and not sleeping
do you see my dilemma



bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left



lindsaychrist:

doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices

image



catholicnun:

i want to talk to you but im ugly



grandmaspubes:

frankoceanfanclub:

'Dont I get a hug' most cringeworthy line

Creepy boys’ anthem



dicksplit:

"I’m full, do you want my dessert"

image



rogerina:

i’ll see you in heck



boneart:

idonotneedthisrightnow:

you are acute coffee pie

you are narrow, scalding and irrational

officialnoot:

why does this have so many notes

kerrsplat:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives

That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies.  I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.



legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america