casualcissexism:

ok but now draw the other eye

(Source: gaksdesigns)



rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan



tuukka-rask:

if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras. 



i-havent-been-the-same-since-i:

caz-tiel:

hothaute:

Imagine you’re like in a party and somebody tells you “somebody died fast we need to go to the funeral” and you’re just like

what the fuck kind of scenario is that

a gatsby party

The ballad of the salad

ballpm:

i solve my problems by blatantly ignoring them and going on the internet

(Source: caonii)



geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

(Source: brozoi)



egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*



  • me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost


lewuis:

do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever



snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like



gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet



dutchster:

*walks out of wifi range*
let’s go home




(Source: toocooltobehipster)



  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit