if a girl wants to watch a sport because she thinks a player is hot then let her, it’s not like guys watch the VS fashion show because they want to buy new bras.
do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second
*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
- me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost
do you ever take a good picture of yourself and use it for everything and then look at it one day and ur like omg this is actually worst picture ever
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet
*walks out of wifi range*
let’s go home
- demon: i possessed you
- me: get the fuck out
- demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
- me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit