im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship
- Doctor: do you drink or smoke?
- Me: no
- Doctor: (under his breath) what a loser
imagine if your name was a swear word
motherfucker can you please come down to the office
omg at first i thought u meant like ur name was used as a swear word
shut the brittany up go chris yourself
u didn’t even try
I’m addicted to sleep and not sleeping
do you see my dilemma
Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting
you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left
doing a math question on a multiple choice test and getting an answer that isnt even listed as one of the choices
i want to talk to you but im ugly
"I’m full, do you want my dessert"
i’ll see you in heck
Twilight may be trash but at least they cast actual native americans to play natives
That is a serious burn for a LOT of movies. I’m not sure we have enough burn cream for this.
there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america