satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you



weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing



literaryghoul:

unless your teachers are abusive assholes there is no fucking reason to disrespect them

they are literally trying their hardest to get you an education

teachers have every right to complain about rude students or the amount of papers they have to grade because their salary is low as shit

oh wow, your math teacher yelled at you because you were ignoring the lesson and talking to your friend

i wonder why

jesus christ teachers have it hard enough dont be an asshole

(Source: chatotai)



metrobussy:

when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(Source: deverse)




katyissuperawesome:

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.

I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence

(Source: shittinggold)



bjokr:

introducing myself in the first day of school

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lizawithazed:

sometimes you see a pun so artfully constructed you just have to stand back in awe.

koolaidicecubes:

When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies

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chryolain:

I need absolutely no context



grantgustin-s:

u don’t like my blog well dats a

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(Source: misteragron)



draumbouy:

the-porcelain-empress:

White couples that adopt non-white kids

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If you’re getting mad at someone for adopting a parentless child and bringing that child into a loving home because their skin color doesn’t match then you need to take a good hard look at your priorities, evaluate your life, and ask yourself how you sunk this fucking low.

(Source: the-porcelain-empress)



notana:

my tumblr pet peeves:

  • automatic playing music
  • music that automatically starts
  • when a song just starts automatically when I go to your page
  • that song that interrupts my song because it started without my knowledge 
  • music on your page that just comes out of nowhere

(Source: uoa)